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Post by deviantsword on Feb 12, 2015 0:01:34 GMT
writing them now. Splitting it up again with Just so it's a little bit easier.
Sting's upgrade will be put on today since I haven't written it yet. Make sure you deduct the 5 CAPS from your inventory, and send me a message of what weapon he will have.
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Post by deviantsword on Feb 12, 2015 2:00:07 GMT
Volug vs Sting
Crawdad vs Evergreen
Juan Do Lee vs Gilbert
Bok vs Fungi
Volug vs Sting
“Alright folks we are back tonight with another brilliant battle between Volug, the wolf pikmin and Sting the Whiptail! Both have earned one victory so far, so who is gonna be able to maintain their undefeated title? Lets find out!”
*The horn sounds, opening the two gates*
“What is this? Sting has a new upgrade! His tail is sparkling with energy, it seems like it is electrified.”
Sting dives into the ground, waiting to attack from under ground. Volug sees this, and jumps onto a rock that is near the edge of the arena. Volug listens deeply, trying to figure out where in the ground Sting is. Sting fast approaches the location of the rock, and Volug preps to attack him. Sting leaps out of the ground, and Volug snaps at him, landing a direct hit on one of his legs. Sting goes flying to the ground in front of volug, but Sting is not done yet. Sting swiftly swings his tail at the little dog, barely tapping him. The light tap was enough to send a massive surge of electricity through the little dog, knocking him unconscious.
“And we have a winner! Sting, with his massive electric tail!”
Winner: Sting
+30 petals +1 CAP +1 Prestige
Crawdad vs Evergreen
“Alright people, in the arena we have Crawdad, the overworked father of 7 who has to fight in this arena to get money for his kids college education, and Evergreen, the massive Vegan tree smasher. The gates are opening, lets watch the show!” The massive Tree Ent walks directly toward the cowering Crawdad and swings his giant tree right at the center of his body. The Crawdad swiftly dives into the earth, dodging the massive tree. He then begins to burrow toward the massive tree ents legs. Crawdad jumps up and snaps his claws at the tree ent’s legs. Evergreen is hit, but collapses on top of the poor Crawdad.
“Oh no! that looked like it hurt.”
Evergreen gets back up, but the poor Crawdad has been pressed into the earth. He is not injured, just knocked out from the blunt force of the massive tree ent falling on top of his body.
“It looks like that poor little overworked Crawdad is finally getting the sleep he deserves… I just don’t think this is what he had in mind…”
Winner: Evergreen +30 Petals +1 CAP +1 Prestige for Evergreen
Juan Do Lee vs Gilbert
“Welcome back tonight folks, I am your host Mr. Swanky and tonight is gonna be a night for fights! In one corner, weighing in at a sighly 400 pounds is GILBERTTTTTTTTT!!!!” *the Bulborbs in the crowd begin his chant* “BULBULBULBULB!!!!” “In the other corner, weighing in at 2 pounds is Juan Do Lee!!! *the Dessert troops in the stand stand up and do an apple pie wave* “Let’s not wait any more! OPEN THE GATES!”
*The horn blows, and the gates open*
Gilbert immediately charges at Juan, at incredible speeds. Juan anticipated this and set up with a candy clone. Gilbert crushes the candy clone with the force of his spear, and then gets kicked in the butt by the actual Juan.
“Oh no he didn’t… that was low. How will Gilbert react to this?”
Gilbert is angry now and swings his spear violently in a circle. The action knocks out all of the clones that Juan had set up, and the real joan is seen across the arena. Gilbert prepares to charge, and Joan gets ready to dodge. Gilbert charges forth, and right when he nears Joan, Joan leaps out of the way the same way he had before. Gilbert quickly reacts, violently swinging his spear and knocking the edge of Joans ankle. Joan’s ankle crumbles from the tiny hit, and he reels back in pain.
“Ohhh and that is how the cookie crumbles folks! Literally!”
Vegan pikmin walk on with a stretcher and take the tiny Apple pie creature away, applying cinnamon to his ankle.
“Don’t worry folks, I am sure that our Pie-Kwon Dough expert will be all better tomorrow. He just needs a little… Sugar!”
*The Dessert pikmin in the crowd just shake their head in disappointment at Mr. Swanky’s terrible jokes.*
Winner: Gilbert +30 Petals +1 CAP +1 Prestige
Bok vs Fungi
“Alright we are approaching the final fight. It seems that our final challenger gets the luxury of fighting Rock’s pet, MR. FUNGI!” *The gate opens and reveals a dopey looking mushroom man* “And BOK the ICE GOLEM!!!!!!!!!” *the gate opens, and there is a massive ice golem who does not look happy to be here.”
“LOWER THE GATES!”
*The horn blows and the gates drop.*
Mr. Fungi runs around in circles making a “glop glop glop” sound while Bok stands in the center of the arena staring at the strange creature. The strange fungus runs straight into a wall, rendering itself unconscious.
“ITS AMAZING FOLKS! WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER BOK HAS KNOCKED HIS OPPONENT OUT!!!”
*The crowd is dead silent, not entertained in the slightest. Just then, one of the audience members yells out “I WANT A REFUND! THIS FIGHT STUNK!”*
“Well that is it folks, Bok will be signing autographs in the lobby tonight! HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!”
Winner: Bok
+30 petals +1 CAP +1 Prestige
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Post by Malefio on Feb 12, 2015 2:07:12 GMT
YAY for Gilbert!
He just escaped being changed by another gladiator xd
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Post by deviantsword on Feb 12, 2015 2:10:15 GMT
haha yeah he kinda feels weaker than the others, but he has spunk. I generate the victories randomly anyway with a number generator, as long as they have the same amount of prestige and no weapon or armor upgrades. Gilbert is cool in his own little way.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 12, 2015 2:53:26 GMT
I kinda feel bad that my new upgrades easily overpowered the others... but that's the way it is, I guess...
I love your writing style, it exciting and descriptive at the same time, something I still feel like I'm working on.
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Post by deviantsword on Feb 12, 2015 2:59:44 GMT
I really like last nights Crawdad and tonights Mr. Fungi
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Post by deviantsword on Feb 12, 2015 21:16:11 GMT
Beginning to write tonight's games. Let me know within the hour if you are NOT playing.
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Post by Malefio on Feb 12, 2015 21:57:13 GMT
Not playing! I only have 20 petals :/
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Post by deviantsword on Feb 12, 2015 21:59:27 GMT
Well damn... Write yours already. I'll pay your fee today since that was my fault. Don't forget you won 30 petals last night btw.
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Post by Malefio on Feb 12, 2015 22:05:58 GMT
Just saw the letter... I'll pay the 20 petals, I'll still have 70 tomorrow and I will be able to build what I wanted!
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Post by just14 on Feb 12, 2015 22:06:20 GMT
It's only ten when accounting for cost though...
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Post by deviantsword on Feb 12, 2015 23:13:54 GMT
well 20 goes away, and then 30 comes back... so TECHNICALLY its only 10, but it is a finite 30.
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Post by deviantsword on Feb 13, 2015 3:33:10 GMT
“Alright folks, we are back with another round of all out awe inspiring gore and death!” *Lily comes and whispers in Mr. Swanky’s ear* “I mean friendly duels to the pain… Stupid union laws… Anyway, in the arena tonight we have Sting the electrifyingly cool whiptail! On the other side is the stump who knocks others on their rump, the tree that makes others pee, the oak that choaks… itsssssss EVERGREEEEENNNNNN!!! Without wasting any more time, LOWER THE GATES!”
*The horn blows, lowering the gates.*
Sting runs out quickly, and then dives into the ground like it was water. Evergreen slowly marches out to meet him in the arena, knowing he will pop out of the ground sooner or later. The whiptail leaps from the earth, flailing his tail around. It hits Evergreen, but the electricity doesn't seem to bother this massive tree ent. The massive goliath swings his tree, landing a blow right on top of Sting, but the seasoned whiptail does not go unconscious. He dives into the earth again, circling around multiple times in wait… time seems to tick by, as Evergreen patiently waits for Sting to rear his head once more. The arena grows quiet…
“Well it looks like Stng doesn’t want to come out and play anymore. He has… wait what is this? Why is Evergreen rampaging through the arena uncontrollably? OH NO! He is down for the count? What has happened?”
Sting leaps out of the earth again and begins snickering. His tail begins dripping poison, poison that he had put straight into the massive tree ent.
“Well would you look at that. Patience payed off, and Sting wins!”
*A triage team comes into the arena and takes Evergreen away on a stretcher.*
Winner: Sting +30 Petals +1 CAP +1 Prestige for Sting
Bok vs Gilbert
“So here we continue the battle for glory, as two more champions enter the arena. On the left side, towering at a massive 20 feet tall is the shiver inducing goliath named BOK!!! *A group of water spirits begin chanting BOK BOK BOK!* And on the other side, carrying his spear of justice is the little critter who wants to be a gladiator named GILBERT!!!! *the crowd is silent as they compare the two fighters. Bok is five times as tall, and 4 times as wide. Little Gilbert only has a spear strapped to his back. The game looks like it’s already up before it’s started.* Let’s watch this epic battle go down, LOWER THE GATES!”
*The horn blows, and the gates lower.*
Gilbert charges out of his spot at blistering fast speed, with a look of determination on his face. Bok walks out and looks around, trying to find his opponent. The little Bulburb rushes toward his leg, and the ice giant doesn't seem to notice. Finally Gilbert collides at a blistering speed onto the giants right ankle. Bok looks down, not out of pain but out of surprise to see a tiny bulborb who has attacked his foot to no avail. Bok begins laughing loudly. “huhuhuhuhhhh…. Tiny thing is stupid.” Bok lifts his leg, and begins to quickly drop his foot stright on Gilbert. Gilbert dodges the massive foot and the giant begins to tilt off ballance. “Wohahahahhhhh… *Thud*”
“Well that was… interesting. It seems that Bok has missed his footing and fallen straight into the ground… He is not waking up… well folks… looks like… Glilbert wins?”
*The emergency team comes and tries to lift Bok up, but realises they can’t lift this massive ice giant… they pour cold water on his head and he wakes up. He staggers off, looking a little wobbly.*
*Gilbert cheers happily, knowing he just beat an opponent he thought for sure would crush him. The crowd stares, astonished and confused.*
Winner: Gilbert? +30 petals +1 CAP +1 prestige
Volug Vs Crawdad
“And we are back, with another showdown of epic proportions! *In the stand, one of the pikmin stand up and scream “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE LAST GAME WAS TERRIBLE!” He then throws his soda at Mr. Swanky.* … Sooo… Anyways, on one side we have the Wolf who loves to chew on the innerds of his fallen foes *Lily runs up to Mr. Swanky and whispers in his ear once more.* I mean… the lapdog who loves a good… pat… I can’t belive you made me say that Lily…. *Lily whispers into his ear again* I know… I know… children… family event… yadayadah…. erghhh…. Anyways, here is Volug. *Volug walks up and stares at Mr. Swanky, unamused and slightly aggravated after his lapdog comment.* And in the other corner, we have the Crawdad who is mad, the father who gives no bother, CRAWDADDDDDD. *The crowd is sitting in the bleachers, completely unamused at this point. Half of the audiance has already left for the night because they are so disapointed.* Well… Lower the gates I guess….”
Volug calmly walks into the arena, while Crawdad seems super stressed about something… “Bills… piling up…. kids want BIRTHDAY presents!” Crawdad seems to be so stressed, that he can’t move from where he is currently standing. Volug raises one eyebrow and walks over to the father who seems to be suffering from a mild heart attack. “...?” The Crawdad looks over at Volug with a crazed look in his eye. “DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF PRESSURE I AM UNDER? He takes the wolf in both claws and begins to violently shake him. “MY RENT IS DUE! MY KIDS NEED BIRTHDAY PRESENTS! MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR THE POOL GUY!!! IT IS MISERABLE!” Volug looks up at Crawdad, waiting for the final blow. Then Crawdad drops Volug. The father had emotionally exploded so hard, that he exhausted himself and he passed out on the spot.
“Well folks, would you look at that! It seems that Crawdad has once again given over to his daily stresses! Talk about a hard life!”
*Mr. Swanky turns to the audiance, which is now empty except for a few Vegans who are passively cheering for everyone and waving a banner around that says “FRIENDSHIP IS FUN!”*
“I really need to talk about Pik Gates about this Vegan partnership thing…. It’s killing business.”
Winner: Volug +30 Petals +1 CAP +1 Prestige for Volug
Juan Do Lee vs Mr. Fungi
“Alright those of you who decided to stick around till the end… here we are… at the last fight of the night. In one corner, we have Joan Do Lee who looks… *Mr. Swanky reads the script in horror* I am not going to say that… *lily whispers in his ear* I don’t care if I am easily replaceable… this is literally the stupidest intro ever. *Lily whispers again* You wouldn’t dare leak that embarrassing photo to Lawrence! *Lily whispers once more* Fine fine… you are the devil…. *Lily smiles deviously*... alright what was I saying.. oh yes… In one corner, we have Joan Do Lee who is looking… Lee-rific…. erghhh…. thats so stupid… *Joan throws one of his cookie throwing stars up at the booth, nailing Mr. Swanky in the head.* HEY! It’s not my fault! Blame the stupid Vegans! *Joan throws another star, hitting Mr. Swanky again.* YOU KNOW WHAT! I DON’T NEED THIS ANYMORE! *Mr. Swanky storms off in a fit of anger.*” *the crowd is silent, as a strange Ice Cream pikmin takes the mic from the empty booth. “ehem… is this thing on? Testing testing… yup I can hear it…. Alright, sorry about that folks, it seems Mr. Swanky is having a rough day… I’ll be taking over for him for now, my name is Sylvester and I am here to walk you through this majestic battle! So like we said, we have the guy who put the pie in pie-Kwon Dough, the master of disaster, the boss with fudge sauce… JOAN DO LEEEEEEEE!!!!! *As if by magic, the stadium fills back up again and there is a roar in the crowd. A group of Ice Cream Pikmin have arranged sprinkles on their stomachs to spell J-O-A-N D-O L-E-E* And in the other corner, the fungus among-us, MR. FUNGI!!!!! *The Vegans cheer, and one of the Vegan girls passed out from being so excited.*
*The horn blows, and the gates drop.*
“What is this? Joan is nowhere to be seen! He has disappeared from the starting area!”
Mr. Fungi walks out, and stares around before getting confused and sitting in the center all alone. All of a sudden, 5 Candy-Clones jump up at once and began pelting the poor fungi in ice cream. The fungus gets overwhelmed and gets completely covered in ice cream. finally the real Joan pops up, walks to the massive ice cream mound and plants a cherry at the very top.
“Now that is what I call a sweet sucess! *The crowd laughs at the joke histarically. Mr. Swanky can be seen in the background going “REALLY? HE GETS THE FUNNY LINE?!?!?”* Well folks, that’s it for today! ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR STAY HERE AT LEMONIA!!!!”
*Everyone gets up on the bleachers and starts chanting *SYLVESTER SYLVESTER!*
Winner: Joan Do Lee +30 Petals +1 Cap +1 Prestige for Joan Do Lee
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Post by pielover19 on Feb 13, 2015 3:37:55 GMT
Yeah! Go Joan Do Lee and Sylvester!
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Post by Malefio on Feb 13, 2015 3:38:27 GMT
YAY for Gilbert!
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