Avarice
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Opinions are like butts: everyone has one, but you don't want people to rub theirs in your face
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Post by Avarice on Mar 3, 2017 1:06:31 GMT
(Totally not an excuse to have a mailbox topic before actually having an in-universe reason to have an actual mailbox.(As far as my story for him goes, Warui isn't aware there are other major groups on this planet. He thinks it's nothing but "wild" creatures.) And I totally won't rename this topic once one of the factions contacts Warui and he has a reason to have a mailbox.), wink, wink...). No, this is totally just a random spot in front of Warui's base that someone could just so happen to leave a letter at.)
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Post by GropingYourTvSince1983 on Mar 4, 2017 17:24:52 GMT
Dear All Residents of This District or Zone,
The Scavengers would like to have access to your land for resources as our land is running out of food and other basic needs. For access to your land for a brief time, we will pay a total fine of 100 petals and 300 titanium, but the price is negotiable. There was no mail box, so we kind of left our useless paper writing here... yes.
Sincerely, Pace Recluse
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Avarice
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Opinions are like butts: everyone has one, but you don't want people to rub theirs in your face
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Post by Avarice on Mar 4, 2017 17:42:01 GMT
I have now set up a mailbox.
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Post by GropingYourTvSince1983 on Mar 4, 2017 17:44:48 GMT
Dear Dr. Warui,
I accept your terms enclosed in this letter is 100 petals and 300 titanium. Now by your other request there is quite a large amount of intelligent life here... yes. The main ones I remember are Moon Cultists of sort, a group of pikmin led by a Koppaite who fights animals, a group of Scornets, and a Honeywisp. These are the only ones I am currently aware of that I met in a party a little while back, but I believe they may be leading armies like me, yes... perhaps you are one too? *inside of a small package is 100 petals and 300 titanium*
Sincerely, Pace Recluse
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Post by GropingYourTvSince1983 on Mar 4, 2017 18:17:11 GMT
Dear Dr. Warui,
I have no intention of fighting you especially after what happened with the last Captain I met many years ago..... But anyways, it is quite good that the one thing that i have much of is paper and pencils, yes...
May the Suns of Fortune shine upon you,
Pace Recluse
P.S. I will use that as a ending of letter now, yes...
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Post by Ultrawing on Mar 4, 2017 19:40:58 GMT
Hello Dr. Warui,
I will be pleased to tell you that i dont have any intention to hurt anyone....yet. i will tell you my only intention is to sell my products, speaking of which can i interest you in some official Mann co. Brand Weapons or maybe some hats?
Thank you for your time
Saxton Hale
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Post by GropingYourTvSince1983 on Mar 4, 2017 20:08:58 GMT
Dear Dr. Warui,
Using the power of "strategy" and the ancient wise Hocotation saying "Better Safe Than Sorry" I am sending you a document of allianceship. I would rather not be caught on my backside both literally and physically.
May the Suns of Fortune Shine Upon You,
Pace Recluse
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Post by pendragon71037 on Mar 5, 2017 4:16:45 GMT
Greetings Doctor Warui,
I find your terms most agreeable. You may observe, there is a saying regarding my kind and our nests. In this case, the advice is sound- do not stir up any trouble, and you shall have none from me and mine.
Faithfully,
Zephaniah Harper
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Post by GropingYourTvSince1983 on Mar 5, 2017 17:51:46 GMT
Dear Ally and or Friend Dr. Warui,
Your lands are becoming dry of food, but there is still some left... This worries us greatly, and sadly, we have no solution. Perhaps we can cooperate to overcome this, yes?...
May The Suns Of Fortune Shine Upon You,
Pace Recluse
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Malefio
Spec-ops
Boss Battle
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Post by Malefio on Mar 6, 2017 13:12:53 GMT
Dear Warui,
I have no intention of being hostile to anyone who isn't a threat to me. Like you, I have an army, because I feel I need to protect myself.
My... Kind might be considered an aberration by certain people.
If you're not a direct danger to me, we should be fine.
May coexistence trive.
Riley Weiss
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Post by Ultrawing on Mar 6, 2017 16:30:44 GMT
Doc.Warui
I unfortunately dont know anything about the other factions, as i said all i want to do is business. if anyone wants to fight me i would be glad to. but as for now. i know nothing
Im sorry for the waste of paper
Saxton hale
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