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Post by pendragon71037 on Feb 22, 2017 4:42:57 GMT
"Haha, "air mail". I've heard it before." -Zephaniah
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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 26, 2017 17:53:40 GMT
Dear Zephaniah,
You've been invited to a party hosted by the most fabulous Jago Ballium Jr! Casual and formal dress attire are both welcome! Please bring anyone else you wish to bring. There will be gifts, and quite a few other renowned guests attending! We hope to see you there.
Stay Well,
Balium Inc
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Avarice
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Opinions are like butts: everyone has one, but you don't want people to rub theirs in your face
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Post by Avarice on Mar 4, 2017 18:11:41 GMT
*A Winged Pikmin flies up the tree to deliver a letter*
Dear Scornet that I don't know the name of,
It has recently come to my attention that there are other intelligent lifeforms on this planet. I have it on good faith that one such lifeform resided here. I am Dr.Warui of the Hocotatian Association of Minds. I came to this planet to study the life here. My colleague met an...unfortunate fate, and as such, I have gathered a small army to protect myself. I am very pleased to learn that not <I>everyone</I> on this planet is as uncivilized as the barbarians who killed my...well, that's the past, isn't it? I hope we don't run into any...trouble...in the future. I may have an army, but I promise that I won't attack you if you don't attack me.
Hopefully, this message reaches the intended recipient.
Sincerely,
Dr. Warui
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