Post by Bloodmancer on Oct 25, 2015 15:32:35 GMT
"...And that's how we stole Immortan Joe's wives." Max finished.
"Cool, I want to steal someones wife too!" A small child who had sneaked into the crowd and listened to max's tale said. As soon as he said that, the child's mother ran over and grabbed him, dragging him away.
Suddenly, a sentry Draco-min jumped off the wall, yelling, "I see Immortan Joe! I see him!" Alarms began to blare and pikmin began to run around everywhere, max's friends hid in the base, except Nux, who would help him keep the war rig in good condition.
Meanwhile, multiple of Hyde's and Spalecrtos's units began to board the War Rig along with max Nux.
"What are you doing?"
"We've been ordered to aid you, sir."
"...Fine." Max grunted, before he and and Nux started the War Rig up.
As the gates opened, Max and the troops took their positions, Hyde smiled as his troops organized themselves and followed orders without questions. Then he realized the the Bulborbs had not arrived yet...
(Battle Theme)
On the battle field, multiple dweevils were laying piles of lick goo down and more were advancing to meet the Swaddle Dogs vehicles head on, An assault bike leading the charge struck the goo first, it stopped instantly, it and the war boys were flung instantly across the field, were their broken bodies lay, battered and dead.
They smaller creatures trudged through the goo, easily avoiding it. The wind dweevils were throwing billowing winds out in front of them, many of the bullets fired at them were thrown of course, a few dweevils were nearly hit.
With the winds, it would be impossible to hit the dweevils with fired weapons. So, when the dweevils approached with bomb rocks, believing that their plan would work with near perfection, one of the war boys pulled a thunder stick out of the storage compartment on his assault car and chucked it at an earth dweevil as it approached the assault car, other war boys were using similar methods.
while each dweevil was killed in the resulting explosions caused by the thunder sticks, the thunder sticks also caused the bomb rocks to detonate, destroying and damaging the majority of the assault cars and many other lighter vehicles beyond use. Only a few lucky or clever Earth dweevils managed to escape, while the majority of the attacking wind dweevils were able to escape relatively unscathed.
The of Joe's forces charged forward, the assault bikes were left stuck in the goo, while the rest of the vehicles continued on, if only slightly slowed down.
The vehicles included a huge mustang attached to massive tanker, with extra large wheels and multiple machine guns, ad a few flamers to boot. Another vehicle was a another older sports car attached to tank tank treads, this one had a crazy old man on it screaming while firing off a mounted gatling gun. Then there was Immortan Joe's monster truck, which was fast, durable, and terrain conquering.
Suddenly, Joe's charging units found themselves under a hail storm of fire. It was not a storm of bullets, but instead a storm of blue beams, one hit the driver of a Pole Cat, which caused the car to swerve into a drag truck. Both vehicles rolled head over tail before exploding violently. A cloud of foul smelling smoke from the burning guzzoline drifted over the battle field.
"Gah! Mediocre!" Immortan yelled, before he crushed a straggling wind dweevil beneath his wheels.
(Battle Music)
That was when the LDT and Max's war rig broke out, the War Rig rammed a pole cat who was leaning forward on the scythe like pole, attempting to grab one of the dweevils, another pole cat on the other side grabbed a draco-min, before he leaning towards the ground and dragged the draco-min against it, tearing his flesh.
away.
A reaver jumped onto The War rig, he grabbed max and sliced at him with a chain saw, before Max pulled a bullet out of his pocket and shoved it through the reaver's eye. More Drag trucks sped up behind the war rig, the fired out javelin's and dropped grate's slowing down the War Rig.
Nearby, the LDT was being circled by the Bullet Farmer and multiple other vehicles. Multiple drag trucks were attached to it nearly immobilizing it. One of the Javelins broke, before it slammed back into the truck, the wind shield shattered at the javelin's chain split the driver's head in two.
The LDT continued to fire, one water pebble slammed into the bullet farmers tank-car hybrid. The light shattered, sending bits of glass and stone into the bullet farmer's face and eye's, he screamed in rage, before another shot wiped them out. The drag trucks were quickly wiped out after that.
Meanwhile, four drag trucks were pulling on the War rig, max was hanging off the back, trying to cut the javelin chains with a pair of bolt cutters. One chain snapped, sending the Truck tumbling back at high speeds, Max kicked a Pole-man back, were he tumbled and bounced across the ground.
Immortan Joe's truck pulled up to the side, were Rickus spewed flames over multiple of the troops, some of the pyro dweevils were knicked, and sent flames spewing out, killing a few boarders. Other friendlies tumbled of the War Rig, screaming in agony as they burned.
Nux, who was driving the War Rig, opened the door to deflect a few bullets sent his way, doing his best to drive and fend off two pole-men that had fallen into the war rig, they were quickly wiped out as a few of the troops on top moved in to assist him, they saluted, before moving up top.
Max tumbled off the war rig, as Rickus climbed on and threw him off, he managed to grab onto the People Eater's mustang, which was attached to a huge tanker. The People Eater yelped in surprise as max jammed a knife into his driver's neck, he tossed the body into the back.
Max took control of the mustang, before he used The people eater to shield himself from a hail of bullets fired by the People Eaters other guards. He aimed the car towards one of the last assault cars, who was releasing guzzoline into his car, ready to suicide bomb the gate.
The driver sprayed silver paint all over his mouth, before he roared and opened a lighter. Max pressed the people eater's foot against the pedal, pressing the mustang to it's max, before he jumped out.
The large tanker slammed into the smaller car, crushing it and causing a premature explosion. The debris slammed into the gate, damaging it.
Meanwhile, new troops joined the battle, winged bulborbs and other grub dogs snatching up drivers. Causing even more damage, the battle looked hopeless to the war boys...
The remaining troops jumped off the war rig, Immortan Joe was caught between the War Rig's side and the wall, and Nux was leading it straight to them to their doom.
Nux turned back, and saw hide and the other commander's watching the battle and giving orders from the wall. "Witness me..." Nux mouthed to them, before he jerked the wheel the the side, flipping Joe's truck and the War Rig. He was flung out he window and over a hill, were he lay motionless, never to fix another engine.
Immortan Joe was still in his truck, he flew head over tail, swinging about, Rickus Roared as he was flung off the top of the truck, his gas tank for his flame thrower, exploding as he hit the ground. A javelin jammed itself through his cheek, the chain was caught on the wheel, were it ripped his head off, killing the tyrant in a an instant.
Immortan Joe was no more...
When they saw their fearless, immortal leader die, the remainder of his forces scattered.
It was time to morn the dead...
Losses
Dragon Republic
10 Red draco-min
10 Blue Draco-min
5 of all other colors
2 Purple Draco-min
1 Wyvern Bulborb
All equipped armor on dead troops, which was destroyed in battle.
20 days of damage to LDT
10 days of damage to wall
Elemental Spiders
15 Earth Dweevils
5 Wind dweevils
10 Munge Dweevils
5 Dark Dweevils
5 Metal dweevils
20 pyro Dweevils
10 Anode Dweevils
25 mounted Water Beam cannons
Understories
20 Dwarf Bulborbs
5 Feathered Bulbirds
Loot
Scrap
300 Iron
75 Steel
50 Titanium
Salvaged Vehicles:
2 Assault Bikes: (2 day WMS, can carry two units, have multiple spaces for weapons)
1 Assault Car: (5 day WMS, can carry four operators, two can stand on top for gunning, while the other two drive)
1 Drag truck: (10 day WM Has a harpoon cannon that can latch onto vehicles, before it drops a grate that slows down the vehicle)
Most Damage Bonus: Max will join the spiders! Their daring and clever plans caused more damage than any other army, more than even max! MAx has his own gun, a shotgun, and is a 20 day officer.
"Cool, I want to steal someones wife too!" A small child who had sneaked into the crowd and listened to max's tale said. As soon as he said that, the child's mother ran over and grabbed him, dragging him away.
Suddenly, a sentry Draco-min jumped off the wall, yelling, "I see Immortan Joe! I see him!" Alarms began to blare and pikmin began to run around everywhere, max's friends hid in the base, except Nux, who would help him keep the war rig in good condition.
Meanwhile, multiple of Hyde's and Spalecrtos's units began to board the War Rig along with max Nux.
"What are you doing?"
"We've been ordered to aid you, sir."
"...Fine." Max grunted, before he and and Nux started the War Rig up.
As the gates opened, Max and the troops took their positions, Hyde smiled as his troops organized themselves and followed orders without questions. Then he realized the the Bulborbs had not arrived yet...
(Battle Theme)
On the battle field, multiple dweevils were laying piles of lick goo down and more were advancing to meet the Swaddle Dogs vehicles head on, An assault bike leading the charge struck the goo first, it stopped instantly, it and the war boys were flung instantly across the field, were their broken bodies lay, battered and dead.
They smaller creatures trudged through the goo, easily avoiding it. The wind dweevils were throwing billowing winds out in front of them, many of the bullets fired at them were thrown of course, a few dweevils were nearly hit.
With the winds, it would be impossible to hit the dweevils with fired weapons. So, when the dweevils approached with bomb rocks, believing that their plan would work with near perfection, one of the war boys pulled a thunder stick out of the storage compartment on his assault car and chucked it at an earth dweevil as it approached the assault car, other war boys were using similar methods.
while each dweevil was killed in the resulting explosions caused by the thunder sticks, the thunder sticks also caused the bomb rocks to detonate, destroying and damaging the majority of the assault cars and many other lighter vehicles beyond use. Only a few lucky or clever Earth dweevils managed to escape, while the majority of the attacking wind dweevils were able to escape relatively unscathed.
The of Joe's forces charged forward, the assault bikes were left stuck in the goo, while the rest of the vehicles continued on, if only slightly slowed down.
The vehicles included a huge mustang attached to massive tanker, with extra large wheels and multiple machine guns, ad a few flamers to boot. Another vehicle was a another older sports car attached to tank tank treads, this one had a crazy old man on it screaming while firing off a mounted gatling gun. Then there was Immortan Joe's monster truck, which was fast, durable, and terrain conquering.
Suddenly, Joe's charging units found themselves under a hail storm of fire. It was not a storm of bullets, but instead a storm of blue beams, one hit the driver of a Pole Cat, which caused the car to swerve into a drag truck. Both vehicles rolled head over tail before exploding violently. A cloud of foul smelling smoke from the burning guzzoline drifted over the battle field.
"Gah! Mediocre!" Immortan yelled, before he crushed a straggling wind dweevil beneath his wheels.
(Battle Music)
That was when the LDT and Max's war rig broke out, the War Rig rammed a pole cat who was leaning forward on the scythe like pole, attempting to grab one of the dweevils, another pole cat on the other side grabbed a draco-min, before he leaning towards the ground and dragged the draco-min against it, tearing his flesh.
away.
A reaver jumped onto The War rig, he grabbed max and sliced at him with a chain saw, before Max pulled a bullet out of his pocket and shoved it through the reaver's eye. More Drag trucks sped up behind the war rig, the fired out javelin's and dropped grate's slowing down the War Rig.
Nearby, the LDT was being circled by the Bullet Farmer and multiple other vehicles. Multiple drag trucks were attached to it nearly immobilizing it. One of the Javelins broke, before it slammed back into the truck, the wind shield shattered at the javelin's chain split the driver's head in two.
The LDT continued to fire, one water pebble slammed into the bullet farmers tank-car hybrid. The light shattered, sending bits of glass and stone into the bullet farmer's face and eye's, he screamed in rage, before another shot wiped them out. The drag trucks were quickly wiped out after that.
Meanwhile, four drag trucks were pulling on the War rig, max was hanging off the back, trying to cut the javelin chains with a pair of bolt cutters. One chain snapped, sending the Truck tumbling back at high speeds, Max kicked a Pole-man back, were he tumbled and bounced across the ground.
Immortan Joe's truck pulled up to the side, were Rickus spewed flames over multiple of the troops, some of the pyro dweevils were knicked, and sent flames spewing out, killing a few boarders. Other friendlies tumbled of the War Rig, screaming in agony as they burned.
Nux, who was driving the War Rig, opened the door to deflect a few bullets sent his way, doing his best to drive and fend off two pole-men that had fallen into the war rig, they were quickly wiped out as a few of the troops on top moved in to assist him, they saluted, before moving up top.
Max tumbled off the war rig, as Rickus climbed on and threw him off, he managed to grab onto the People Eater's mustang, which was attached to a huge tanker. The People Eater yelped in surprise as max jammed a knife into his driver's neck, he tossed the body into the back.
Max took control of the mustang, before he used The people eater to shield himself from a hail of bullets fired by the People Eaters other guards. He aimed the car towards one of the last assault cars, who was releasing guzzoline into his car, ready to suicide bomb the gate.
The driver sprayed silver paint all over his mouth, before he roared and opened a lighter. Max pressed the people eater's foot against the pedal, pressing the mustang to it's max, before he jumped out.
The large tanker slammed into the smaller car, crushing it and causing a premature explosion. The debris slammed into the gate, damaging it.
Meanwhile, new troops joined the battle, winged bulborbs and other grub dogs snatching up drivers. Causing even more damage, the battle looked hopeless to the war boys...
The remaining troops jumped off the war rig, Immortan Joe was caught between the War Rig's side and the wall, and Nux was leading it straight to them to their doom.
Nux turned back, and saw hide and the other commander's watching the battle and giving orders from the wall. "Witness me..." Nux mouthed to them, before he jerked the wheel the the side, flipping Joe's truck and the War Rig. He was flung out he window and over a hill, were he lay motionless, never to fix another engine.
Immortan Joe was still in his truck, he flew head over tail, swinging about, Rickus Roared as he was flung off the top of the truck, his gas tank for his flame thrower, exploding as he hit the ground. A javelin jammed itself through his cheek, the chain was caught on the wheel, were it ripped his head off, killing the tyrant in a an instant.
Immortan Joe was no more...
When they saw their fearless, immortal leader die, the remainder of his forces scattered.
It was time to morn the dead...
Losses
Dragon Republic
10 Red draco-min
10 Blue Draco-min
5 of all other colors
2 Purple Draco-min
1 Wyvern Bulborb
All equipped armor on dead troops, which was destroyed in battle.
20 days of damage to LDT
10 days of damage to wall
Elemental Spiders
15 Earth Dweevils
5 Wind dweevils
10 Munge Dweevils
5 Dark Dweevils
5 Metal dweevils
20 pyro Dweevils
10 Anode Dweevils
25 mounted Water Beam cannons
Understories
20 Dwarf Bulborbs
5 Feathered Bulbirds
Loot
Scrap
300 Iron
75 Steel
50 Titanium
Salvaged Vehicles:
2 Assault Bikes: (2 day WMS, can carry two units, have multiple spaces for weapons)
1 Assault Car: (5 day WMS, can carry four operators, two can stand on top for gunning, while the other two drive)
1 Drag truck: (10 day WM Has a harpoon cannon that can latch onto vehicles, before it drops a grate that slows down the vehicle)
Most Damage Bonus: Max will join the spiders! Their daring and clever plans caused more damage than any other army, more than even max! MAx has his own gun, a shotgun, and is a 20 day officer.
