Post by Malefio on Apr 8, 2015 21:20:14 GMT
100 paranoid twilight fans were waiting, hidden in the snow, near the ice tower.
"OH MY GOD! ENEMIES ARE COMING! WE WILL DIE!"
"Calm down guys, we need to wait for them, then ambush them."
*****
Meanwhile, far away, some dark mages, orcs, and goblins were waiting trough the only possible route back.
"Heh... Heh... Heh... We will ambush them when they come back!"
*****
Night came, and nothing happened. Bregan D'Aerthe troops fell asleep waiting, but the paranoid twilight fans were too paranoid to fall asleep.
One of the dark mages woke up, then realised nothing happened. He contacted his base:
"Hum... We're not sure what's going on. Can you send a mind flayer and some displacer beasts to investigate?"
The dark mage falls asleep again.
*****
The mind flayer arrives near the tower to negotiate, but there's no one.
The twilight fans whispers to each other: "Let's wait for it to grab the treasure"
Suddenly, they see two other weird beasts appear out of nowhere.
"What is going on?"
The Megaphone starts moving on his own. The twilight fans comes out of hiding and charges the megaphone.
"ERMAGHERD! GHOSTS ARE TAKING THE TREASURE!"
The twilight fans impale the displacer beasts, since they thought there was ghosts in the location of the megaphone. The beasts were invisible, but not the moving megaphone.
The mind flayer instantly sends some mind explosions all over the place, killing 15 twilight fans.
"OH NO! DEATHS! RETREAT!"
The Twilight fans run away.
*****
Hearing all the sounds, the ambushed dark mages, orcs, and goblins look at the scared enemies running towards them, empty-handed.
The orcs complain:
"We didn't have any orders to kill them if they don't have the treasure? What do we do?"
The dark mages responds:
"We were supposed to negotiate, so let's do that!"
The goblins are excited and tuns towards the twilight fans to speak to them:
"Hey there... We..."
"OH! NO! SO MUCH DEATH! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
The twilight fans don't stop and runs past the goblins. The orcs raises their shoulder.
"Whatever, we got the treasure."
*****
Pendragon:
-2 Displacer beasts
+1 Mr. Megaphone
Pielover:
-15 paranoid twilight fans
-15 irons stakes
Bloodmancer:
+1 Baby Megaphone
What happened here:
1.Both plans consisted in an ambush.
2.Pendragon didn't say anything about killing the enemies if they don't have the treasure.
3.Pie's plan specified that the twilight fans runs away as soon as there's some deaths.
4.2 displacer beasts = 20 ordinary troops. 100 came at them, thinking ghosts were taking the treasure.
"OH MY GOD! ENEMIES ARE COMING! WE WILL DIE!"
"Calm down guys, we need to wait for them, then ambush them."
*****
Meanwhile, far away, some dark mages, orcs, and goblins were waiting trough the only possible route back.
"Heh... Heh... Heh... We will ambush them when they come back!"
*****
Night came, and nothing happened. Bregan D'Aerthe troops fell asleep waiting, but the paranoid twilight fans were too paranoid to fall asleep.
One of the dark mages woke up, then realised nothing happened. He contacted his base:
"Hum... We're not sure what's going on. Can you send a mind flayer and some displacer beasts to investigate?"
The dark mage falls asleep again.
*****
The mind flayer arrives near the tower to negotiate, but there's no one.
The twilight fans whispers to each other: "Let's wait for it to grab the treasure"
Suddenly, they see two other weird beasts appear out of nowhere.
"What is going on?"
The Megaphone starts moving on his own. The twilight fans comes out of hiding and charges the megaphone.
"ERMAGHERD! GHOSTS ARE TAKING THE TREASURE!"
The twilight fans impale the displacer beasts, since they thought there was ghosts in the location of the megaphone. The beasts were invisible, but not the moving megaphone.
The mind flayer instantly sends some mind explosions all over the place, killing 15 twilight fans.
"OH NO! DEATHS! RETREAT!"
The Twilight fans run away.
*****
Hearing all the sounds, the ambushed dark mages, orcs, and goblins look at the scared enemies running towards them, empty-handed.
The orcs complain:
"We didn't have any orders to kill them if they don't have the treasure? What do we do?"
The dark mages responds:
"We were supposed to negotiate, so let's do that!"
The goblins are excited and tuns towards the twilight fans to speak to them:
"Hey there... We..."
"OH! NO! SO MUCH DEATH! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
The twilight fans don't stop and runs past the goblins. The orcs raises their shoulder.
"Whatever, we got the treasure."
*****
Pendragon:
-2 Displacer beasts
+1 Mr. Megaphone
Pielover:
-15 paranoid twilight fans
-15 irons stakes
Bloodmancer:
+1 Baby Megaphone
What happened here:
1.Both plans consisted in an ambush.
2.Pendragon didn't say anything about killing the enemies if they don't have the treasure.
3.Pie's plan specified that the twilight fans runs away as soon as there's some deaths.
4.2 displacer beasts = 20 ordinary troops. 100 came at them, thinking ghosts were taking the treasure.
