Killing Calories

Part 2 The First Moves
The donuts rolled out, each heading for its own cyborg target. The Clawed Winged Pikmin swooped down on the donuts, and the Winged Cy-min-min fired at them with their Lander Rifles, but sheer speed, agility, and numbers allowed a few to get ahold of their targets and chomp down before they could be taken out. The Cactus Pikmin and Red Cy-min held their shots, waiting for Clapton's troops to show themselves. Just as the last few donuts were being taken down, the fridge doors opened once again, and a whole host of Dessert creatures burst forth! At this time, the Base Defenses opened fire, and Abel and Cy-Stevie's forces were pummeled with a huge barrage of sherbet, ice cream, and flaming marshmallows! Trapped on the bridge as they were, they took heavy losses in those first few seconds, and the quickly expanding pile of sticky sweetness hindered their ability to move a bit. The front lines collided. The Cyborg creatures, all of which had ranged weapons, initially prevailed, but that momentum slowly decreased as the far greater numbers of Dessert troops, so,e of which had been given Nectar shots, began to overwhelm them. The Cactus Pikmin and Red Cy-min opened fire, and that began to push momentum once again into the attacker's favor. Desserts were flying absolutely everywhere, cyborgs were being forcibly shut down, and the bridge even cracked ever so slightly under the weight of the desserts being fired from the Cannons, and it seemed as though the attackers would barely win the day. Then, a new variable appeared; Sherbert Pikmin, Ice Cream Pikmin, and Banana Flint Beetles popped out of the snow and began shooting the Snipers!

Part 4: The Counter-counter Strike
As the Winged units left the battlefield, the battle turned even farther in the favor of the defenders. Suddenly, some Dessert troops, which had remained undetected henceforth, emerged. Consisting entirely of Cinnamon Pikmin and Spice Blowhogs, this group ran up to the enemy lines and gassed them, slowing the attackers down and making their thoughts fuzzy. Additionally, the remaining ranged Desserts, now with little to no opposition for the safe ground across the way, began gunning down the Cy-min from the back, and now it seemed that certainly, the Defenders would eradicate the attackers! But the AA tank had not disappeared when it had emerged from under Rick's truck, and now it opened to reveal Mamuta Chuckers, who began throwing Blast Berries everywhere! They aimed for the fridges and the defenses, and did quite a bit of damage; damage that was intensified by the arrival of a second tank, which began burrowing up from under the defenses! Meanwhile, Rick had been shot down, and Abel's Burrowing Snagret emerged and dragged him into the ground. The central island of the bridge, where the two colors met, seemed to take the form of the main battlefield. Now, some Jammin' Pikmin came out, blaring music, and while it seemed random, one could discern a pattern if they listened to a particular instrument. It played; low-high-high-high, high-high-high *pause* low-low-low *pause* high-high-high, over and over again. A human might have recognized the tone, "London Bridges", and sure enough, the bridges fell down, aided by the explosion of five blast berries!

Note: all equipment that was equipped to a dead troop was lost.
Losses:

Eastern Desert Storm:
-150 Cactus Pikmin
-150 Blast Berries (all either used or destroyed)
-1 AA Drill Tank (completely destroyed)
-10 Mamuta Chuckers
-10 days worth of damage to Drill Tank (from blast wave)

Cyborg Union:
-40 Red Cy-min
-300 various other troops (count Specials as 10, Ordinaries 1 for this, Winged Cy-min not affected)
-20 days damage to Man at Legs (from blast and just general damage)

Dessert Army:
-Rick's Flying Ice Cream Truck (completely destroyed)
-30 day's damage to Rick
-180 of assorted Banana Flint Beetles, Sherbet Pikmin, and Ice Cream Pikmin
-Sherbert, Ice Cream, and Marshmallow Cannons (destroyed by a combination of Drill Tank, Blast Berries, and the last explosion.)
-bridge (must be repaired, or else all troops would have to cross by means of the river)
-40 combined days worth of damage to the fridges
-600 various other troops (Cinnamon Pikmjn, Spice Blowhogs, and Jammin' Pikmin not affected) (count Specials as 10, Ordinaries 1 for this. I'm not sure how many the fridges would've saved, but the explosion would have more than covered that number)
-100 donuts

Wow, nice battle. Didn't even realize the dessert army had that many troops left.

What about Rumble's forces? They were supposed to help, right?

How much damage were done to the defenses? You did say quite a bit was being done...

Edit: Never mind, I see it now.