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On a regular day, while the Dessert Army was relaxing, one creature was making a plan.

You see, this obnoxious Beeb named Sid wanted to fill his demand.

This Beeb only wanted one thing, POWER!

But he couldn't get that with Clapton in his tower.

So he thought, and thought, and thought till it hurt.

Then he realized that he could control these desserts!

Well, as long as he made up a lie first.

So, he knocked on Clapton's door, ready to quench a thirst.

" Why, hello my friend, come inside," Clapton said.

Then he lead me all of the way up to the room with his bed.

" What brings you here, Marth," Clapton asked.

Well, I walked up to him, while being masked.

I threw chemicals at him while he screamed a bit.

It seems that I have a lot more wit.

Then I wrapped him up in leaves and carried him out to the river.

Then I threw him in it for a gift to the liver.

Later that day, I went to the troops.

" CLAPTON WAS KILLED BY SOME NINCONPOOPS!"

Everybody stopped and stared at me.

It was like they were looking at a horrible tree.

" Did they have masks and hoods?"

" Is there a man in the woods!?"

" Oh yes," I told them with a fake and sad expression on my face.

" DID THEY COME FROM SPACE!?!?"

" No, my friends, they were completely normal. Just Pikmin looking for things to kill!"

Then troops come rushing from a hill.

" THIS IS AN OUTRAGE," Everybody yelled.

Who knew it was I who rebelled?

So while everybody was panicking and in a rush,

I looked on this world that I could easily crush.

Then I smiled inside.

As long as I keep myself unspecified,

I will rule this place until everyone has died.

But once I look at the crowd, you know what I see?

Lawrence, looking at me.

It seems like he's the new king.

But he is heavily gulping.

This will be easier then before to assassinate him.

I hope he enjoys the rest of his life that is grim.